Post by Stormm on Jul 29, 2005 23:42:43 GMT -5
Old Mr. Olaf was so excited. The widow Bibberman had finally agreed to become his wife. Being of an advanced age, he felt he should consult his favorite witch to divine his future for him.
Breathless, he arrives at the door of the lovely and mysterious Lady WinterWolf.
"Lady, she has finally agreed to marry me!" he gushed. "But we aren't as young as we used to be, so I'm a little concerned. Could you please see if our future together will be long and full of happiness and bliss?"
Lady WinterWolf consulted her cards, and then her runes and reported her findings to old Mr. Olaf:
"I'm very happy for the both of you," she said. "There is much happiness and marital bliss ahead for you. However, I do have one concern about Ms. Bibberman."
"What could it be?" pleaded Olaf anxiously.
"The widow Bibberman has acute angina," replied the Lady.
Waves of conflicting emotions washed over Olaf's face. First of anxiety, then of concern and then a blush, and then a smile as he gave the Lady a friendly nudge.
"You're telling me?" he replied with a sly wink.
Breathless, he arrives at the door of the lovely and mysterious Lady WinterWolf.
"Lady, she has finally agreed to marry me!" he gushed. "But we aren't as young as we used to be, so I'm a little concerned. Could you please see if our future together will be long and full of happiness and bliss?"
Lady WinterWolf consulted her cards, and then her runes and reported her findings to old Mr. Olaf:
"I'm very happy for the both of you," she said. "There is much happiness and marital bliss ahead for you. However, I do have one concern about Ms. Bibberman."
"What could it be?" pleaded Olaf anxiously.
"The widow Bibberman has acute angina," replied the Lady.
Waves of conflicting emotions washed over Olaf's face. First of anxiety, then of concern and then a blush, and then a smile as he gave the Lady a friendly nudge.
"You're telling me?" he replied with a sly wink.