As the Forge Burns

[MjolnirH]

<Cheesy organ music plays and we hear the announcer>

Like a village after a raid the coal turns to ash…. as the forge burns.

<We find our favorite Viking (MH) sitting hunched forward in his comfy chair staring intently at the TV screen. >

<Loki stands over the mutilated corpse of Odin a look of triumphant glee upon his face, as Sif the wife of Thor walks upon the scene behind him and gasps.>

Sif: [glow=yellow,2,300]Oh, Loki…How could you? He was your own father![/glow]

<Loki spins to face Sif anger plain upon his face.>

Loki: [glow=limegreen,2,300]HE WAS NOT MY FATHER!!! I AM NOT AESIR!! MY PARENTS WERE…[/glow]

<Dramatic organ music plays>

Loki: [glow=limegreen,2,300]GIANTS!!![/glow]

<Sif with a look of utter horror upon her face>

Sif: [glow=yellow,2,300]NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow]

<MH leaps up from his chair stabbing an accusing finger at the TV screen>

MH: Aha!! I knew it!! You evil prick bastard!! You could have never been a true child of Odin!!

Announcer: Tune in tomorrow where the doctor tells Thor that they could not save his father’s eye…