Post by Lady Winter Wolf on May 6, 2005 2:12:13 GMT -5
1. Title Shouters - within 5 minutes of meeting this person, you learn he is a 105th Degree Grand Pipper Tugger of the F**kdupian Leadass Tradition, (plus other things) especially adept at the alchemy of transmutation of bulls**t. 5 minutes later, you wish you had gone the other way 10 minutes earlier.
2. Strange Brews - she is everything from a Shaman to a 3rd degree HPS in five different traditions, has extensive training in just about everything under the Sun, but no verifyable credentials to prove it. A legend in her chosen community, but only unto herself, usually seen in the company of "newbies" who haven't caught on as yet. She has a coven with many many members, so large that it is estimated the Circle would have to be almost a mile in diameter to accomidate them all at ritual.
3. Bliss Ninnies - "Oh, everything is beautiful and covered with rainbows....can't you see them? " , "Gee...you're not looking at the bright side again. shame, shame......", "I will gladly do a ritual for you to make you a happier person...."
4. Ecco-Gekkos - they kind of slither up to you and explain that their spiritual pathway is the true way to go, but then you wonder where the smell is coming from because they insist they have forgone bathing because the water is just not pure anymore.
5. The Guy With The Big Drum - "hehe, no one's gonna converse at this gathering when I decide I wanna play my drum."
6.Under Age Elders - someone please explain to these people you can't become an Elder in any tradition if you are only 14 and the "Teen Witch Kit" does not make you one.
7. Skyclad Wooshies - those who insist that thier tradition only works skyclad....but only with the newcomers who have beautiful bodies.
8. Athame-Slingers - those who have a ritual for everything, including making toast. Let them call the quarters and an hour and a half later you wish you had a chair to sit down.
9. Pagan Spin Doctors - "Who me?? I would never do something like that. What do you mean by saying I'm not what I say I am. I am...I am.... Incidentally, if you knew what I know, you'd see all this is everyone else's fault, not mine."
10. Joe I-Know-So-and-So - Is personal friends with every published Pagan author or musician there is...often recounting the times they spent together doing ritual in the rain forests of southern Texas.
11. Late Blooming Pagan Stud Muffins - younger women beware. The high priest of Viagra is still wanting you to "great rite" with him to prove, once and for all, that the totem between his legs is still worthy of respect and admiration.
12. Ear Benders - you either love them or hate them...old farts who have been everywhere it seems and have loads of stories to tell on just about every subject there is. Usually an introspective sort, they enjoy commentary and words...like playtoys and alter egos...life has been a long journey and it shows no signs of giving up, at least as long as there is someone willing to listen.
2. Strange Brews - she is everything from a Shaman to a 3rd degree HPS in five different traditions, has extensive training in just about everything under the Sun, but no verifyable credentials to prove it. A legend in her chosen community, but only unto herself, usually seen in the company of "newbies" who haven't caught on as yet. She has a coven with many many members, so large that it is estimated the Circle would have to be almost a mile in diameter to accomidate them all at ritual.
3. Bliss Ninnies - "Oh, everything is beautiful and covered with rainbows....can't you see them? " , "Gee...you're not looking at the bright side again. shame, shame......", "I will gladly do a ritual for you to make you a happier person...."
4. Ecco-Gekkos - they kind of slither up to you and explain that their spiritual pathway is the true way to go, but then you wonder where the smell is coming from because they insist they have forgone bathing because the water is just not pure anymore.
5. The Guy With The Big Drum - "hehe, no one's gonna converse at this gathering when I decide I wanna play my drum."
6.Under Age Elders - someone please explain to these people you can't become an Elder in any tradition if you are only 14 and the "Teen Witch Kit" does not make you one.
7. Skyclad Wooshies - those who insist that thier tradition only works skyclad....but only with the newcomers who have beautiful bodies.
8. Athame-Slingers - those who have a ritual for everything, including making toast. Let them call the quarters and an hour and a half later you wish you had a chair to sit down.
9. Pagan Spin Doctors - "Who me?? I would never do something like that. What do you mean by saying I'm not what I say I am. I am...I am.... Incidentally, if you knew what I know, you'd see all this is everyone else's fault, not mine."
10. Joe I-Know-So-and-So - Is personal friends with every published Pagan author or musician there is...often recounting the times they spent together doing ritual in the rain forests of southern Texas.
11. Late Blooming Pagan Stud Muffins - younger women beware. The high priest of Viagra is still wanting you to "great rite" with him to prove, once and for all, that the totem between his legs is still worthy of respect and admiration.
12. Ear Benders - you either love them or hate them...old farts who have been everywhere it seems and have loads of stories to tell on just about every subject there is. Usually an introspective sort, they enjoy commentary and words...like playtoys and alter egos...life has been a long journey and it shows no signs of giving up, at least as long as there is someone willing to listen.
