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Post by GaratJax on May 3, 2005 8:04:08 GMT -5
Whats the best thing about Pagan friends ?
They worship the ground you walk on
What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Druid ?
Someone who worships the tree that is not there
Whats the difference between New Age and Pagan ?
About $500 bucks a week
How many Dianacs do is take to change a light bulb ?
Only one, but that bulb has really got to want to change
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Post by GaratJax on May 3, 2005 8:16:30 GMT -5
Why did the blonde pagan have a lasso ?
She wanted to draw down the moon
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Universalist-Unitarian?
Someone who knocks on your door for no particular reason.
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lillithonyx
Braggart
You say Witch as if it's a bad thing
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Post by lillithonyx on May 6, 2005 20:26:42 GMT -5
You say Witch as if it a bad thing.
{apologies to Bette Davis, who used the word B*tch}
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Stormm
Braggart
[M:-380]
Posts: 183
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Post by Stormm on May 29, 2005 22:51:57 GMT -5
In an age of spell checkers and hex dumps, it's good to know that witches fly brooms because nature abhors a vaccuum.  |
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Post by GaratJax on Jun 1, 2005 13:54:01 GMT -5
Get a taste for religion - lick a witch ;D
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Post by MjolnirH on Jun 15, 2005 0:58:51 GMT -5
how many Leo's does it take to change a light bulb
12 - 1 to change the light bulb
and the other 11 to applaud him/her
;D
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agamoto
Youth
Minister of the First Church of Cheesecake/Urak
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Post by agamoto on Dec 19, 2007 0:30:32 GMT -5
HEY!! I happen to be a Leo!  And I DON'T NEED applause.  I just need people to bow down and revere me as king.  |
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