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Post by rincewind on Mar 4, 2006 11:25:20 GMT -5
Wary of the danger posed to him by the huge snake, Nicholas jumps back and draws his shortbow. Taking careful aim at the serpent behind the luckless cleric, he fires an arrow, hoping to hit the snake in the vulnerable tissues of its open mouth.
Mentally, he pities the wizard once Trix has noticed what has become of her precious club...
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Post by morgause on Mar 4, 2006 21:10:06 GMT -5
As Trix approaches the snake and raises her club to hit the snake, she realizes that there isn't quite as much of her club as there used to be.
"You bloody fool of a %^@#&^%$ ^@$^*%^ ^@$R$% ^@$#^%& &W#$%^%$W &@$%^$%^ &%$&$ who can't even cast a bleedin' ^$#U ^#$(@!IO spell!"
Trix yells when she finally, after several seconds of looking at the club in bewilderment, figures out what happened to her club. Suddenly, killing monsters didn't hold her attention anymore. To think that her club was gone was more than she could bear. Apart from clubs in general being her favorite type of weapon, she had had rather a fondness for that particular club. After all, wasn't it that club that she had used to kill her very first orc, the reminder of which she was wearing on her feet? Her less than loving reaction to magic users in general was suddenly magnified a hundredfold as her hand clenched the end of her club. She continued forward towards the magic user and the monster, but now a new target was in her sights. She reached forward towards the tattered remains of Sim's collar in order to roughly hoist him to his feet where she could better deal with this despicable being.
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Post by MjolnirH on Mar 8, 2006 4:19:14 GMT -5
<snickerpuss crawls up Sim, ok got it...Da Snake is wrapped around Sim..still with me here...Trixi is grabbing Sims collar..ok he he he.>
<After casting his bless spell Hendrick (clueless to the snake behind him) sees Sim in trouble he bends down to grab the snake to try and wrestle it off of the Mage all while the other actions are happening. ooops he misteps jamming his toe into the cracks of the cobbled floor and sooooo
hendrick flies into the whole mess
snake, mage, mousy and all.. since he is large, his side and shoulder slamm into the mage putting his face right in line and in front of the rather buxom fighter's breasts oops >
oh black beshebas mumhmhmhmhmhmhmfffhfhhf <--- mumbling into parts unknown ;D
have fun DM
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Post by Lady Winter Wolf on Mar 8, 2006 4:28:27 GMT -5
(OOC - takes 2 Advil)
*Ok, good news, the snake wrapped around Sim has been knocked unconscious when Hendrick landed on top of it. However, Sim is still wrapped up in it and is now starting to suffocate from having the snake and Hendrick on top of him*
*Trix, knocked to the floor, now has Hendrick's face in between her breasts, and he is mumbling into them.*
*Snickerpuss, was knocked off of Sim and skidded 20' to the right of the mess.*
*Nicholas' arrow impales the top roof of the snake's mouth, causing it to rear back from the party. It keeps shaking its head trying to dislodge the arrow, blood spurting to the right and hitting the mural it came from; and to the left, narrowly missing Nicholas.*
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Post by Kaber on Mar 9, 2006 3:07:11 GMT -5
Sim, cries out in muffled curses, his next spell lost as the world collapsed ontop of him. Snickerpuss shakes his head to clear it, then quickly regains his composure and gets set to dart in case of any nearby predators.
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Post by morgause on Mar 9, 2006 9:40:15 GMT -5
For perhaps the first time in her life, Trix is utterly at a loss for words. She had been planning on grabbing the mage and giving him a good scaring. Perhaps convince him that he owes her a lot of his loot for what has suddenly become a "VERY expensive top-of-the-line" club. She's really not a bad person.
Suddenly all of her intentions were knocked out of her as the floor hit her back and a mage (remember - half-naked, too) and a cleric hit her ...um... elsewhere.
She sputters a bit, trying to say something, then falls silent. Eventually her instinct takes over and she realizes that a nasty monster is pressed against her body.
She will go for the snake, if possible while everyone is still piled on top of her. She had never been very good with understanding that things should be done in their proper order. Her mind could only hold a bit over one thought at a time. At the moment it's, "Ooo bad monster here with me. Can kill monster," with a bit of "Can skinny monster carry loot?" pressing in at the corners of her mind. Since she's not terribly modest and is very sturdily built with, yes, extra padding in the appropriate places, she isn't too bothered by all the people on her.
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Post by rincewind on Mar 9, 2006 23:46:50 GMT -5
Doing his best to ignore the pile-up that has become the rest of the party, Nicholas takes another step back and carefully aims for the mouth of the nearest snake, or at least the nearest one where his shot wouldn't endanger the "big ball 'o big people" as he thinks of it.
"I'll admit I don't know much about how you tall folk get along with each other, but you might want to save that kind of thing for somewhere safer," he says, before his next arrow leaves his bow.
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Post by MjolnirH on Mar 30, 2006 0:25:07 GMT -5
<turning a violent shade of dark red Hendrick mumble profuse apologies to the fighter. he then rolls off of the mage and spies the unconcious snake. grabs a hold of its throat with both hands and begins to give it a good thrashing, all the while rolling on the floor wrpping himself up in the coils of the unconcious snake.>
FOUL SERVANT OF BASHEEBA!!! I WILL SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF TYMORA!! THE GOLDEN KITH OF YOUR FOUL MISTRESS!!!
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Post by Lady Winter Wolf on Mar 30, 2006 4:56:57 GMT -5
*The previously wounded snake from Nicholas' shortbow takes another hit, but this time only a glancing blow across the right side of its neck. Having its full attention now, the snake moves quickly, slams its giant head downward upon the halfling's head, stunning him, and begins to coil around him.*
*As Hendrick chokes the life from the now unconscious snake, his rolling in its coils allows Sim to be dislodged. However, with Trix deciding to also tackle the unconscious monster, she finds herself entangled, with Hendrick, in its coils. Hendrick easily kills the creature and its ruby eyes fall upon the stone floor, each gem valued at 2000gp; since the snake is dead, removing it should be an easy task.......should be.*
*So, while Hendrick and Trix need to untangle from the dead python; Sim and Snickerpuss are completely free; Nicholas is being wrapped up neatly by the still alive snake.*
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Post by morgause on Mar 30, 2006 17:00:55 GMT -5
Trix had been quite engaged in rolling around on the floor and trying to hurt the snake. When she realized that it was dead, she was very disappointed. In the next moment, though, she heard the snake's eyes hit the ground. Glancing over towards the sound, her eyes met what was probably the only thing in the world more interesting to her than a monster. TREASURE! She scrambled towards the eyes to grab them as quickly as she could. At the moment she really wasn't concerned about who or what she crawled over or the fact that one of her companions was about to learn firsthand what the inside of a snake was like.
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Post by MjolnirH on Mar 31, 2006 0:57:07 GMT -5
<Hendrick still muttering vile and dark curses involving Basheeba, the Goddess of Ill luck and sister to Tymora, continues to squeeze the neck of the serpent with all his might and with renewed vigor as Trix crawls across the floor after the treasure dragging both snake coiled around her and one flailing Hendrick>
DIE FOUL BEAST, MAY YOUR DARK MISTRESS FLOG YOU ETERNALLY FOR FAILING TO DELIVER TO HER MY CURSED SPIRIT!!
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Post by rincewind on Apr 6, 2006 20:11:35 GMT -5
Seeing stars, Nicholas struggles to regain his equilibrium, trying to get his dagger from his belt so that he may cut his way free from the snake.
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Post by Kaber on Apr 11, 2006 4:58:51 GMT -5
Sim crawls breathlessly away from the tangled mass and once clear and having caught his breath Sim stands, unsteadily and begins to cast Flaming Sphere at the snake coiled around the halfing. Snickerpuss rushes to the snake entangeling Hendrix and attempts to bite the dead serpent on the tail as it "thrashes" about due to Hendrix's throtteling .
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Post by Lady Winter Wolf on Jun 5, 2006 22:38:12 GMT -5
Game put on hold till further notice.
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