Particle man, particle man,
doin' the things a particle can.
What's he like, it's not important, Particle man.
Is a dot? or is he speck?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, particle man.
Triangle man, Triangle man.
Triangle man hates particle man.
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle man.
Universe man, Universe man.
Size of the entire universe man.
Usually kind to smaller men, Universe man.
He's got watch with minute hand,
a millenium hand and an eon hand
And when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Universe man.
Person man, person man
Hit in the head with a frying pan
Livin life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed, or is he a mess
Does he fell totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man.
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man.
We'll miss ya ya thievin' tramp
#drink#
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