I love the Onion...

Dmitri Land Owner D&D Geeks of the World Unite! Posts: 1,466	I love the Onion... Sept 24, 2007 11:48:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dmitri on Sept 24, 2007 11:48:58 GMT -5 Good Onion stories will appear here... or at least links to them.
	“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” - C. S. Lewis

Dmitri Land Owner D&D Geeks of the World Unite! Posts: 1,466	I love the Onion... Sept 24, 2007 11:49:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dmitri on Sept 24, 2007 11:49:15 GMT -5 For all the Eagles fans out there... www.theonion.com/content/news/eagles_fans_give_mcnabb_three_week
	“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” - C. S. Lewis

Dmitri Land Owner D&D Geeks of the World Unite! Posts: 1,466	I love the Onion... Sept 24, 2007 12:00:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dmitri on Sept 24, 2007 12:00:17 GMT -5 Another good one for gamer geeks... like me... www.theonion.com/content/node/36782
	“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” - C. S. Lewis

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I love the Onion... Sept 24, 2007 19:00:08 GMT -5

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Post by Rincewind on Sept 24, 2007 19:00:08 GMT -5

Heh, I like #3. I'll have to read the Onion again, I've lost track of it lately. By the way, their book, Our Dumb Century, will make any history buffs fall off their chair laughing at some point. Non-history buffs, not so much.

I think, and my thoughts cross the barrier into the synapses of the machine, just as the good doctor intended. But what I cannot shake, and what hints at things to come, is that thoughts cross back. In my dreams, the sensibility of the machine invades the periphery of my consciousness: dark, rigid, cold, alien. Evolution is at work here, but just what is evolving remains to be seen.
-SMAC

Antioch Aesirin Sage [M:465] Knight of the Temple Posts: 1,345	I love the Onion... Sept 24, 2007 22:08:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Antioch on Sept 24, 2007 22:08:09 GMT -5 I never heard of this publication. I'll have to check it out. Is it a "tongue in cheek" type of publication?
	Noli foras ire, in interiori homine habitat veritas. Do not search without, for truth only resides within.

Dmitri Land Owner D&D Geeks of the World Unite! Posts: 1,466	I love the Onion... Sept 25, 2007 5:59:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dmitri on Sept 25, 2007 5:59:39 GMT -5 All the news that fit to print... They make stuff up, but not as bad as CNN or MSNBC. (Yes, it's very tongue in cheek. Go there and Search "Jesus Homeys" - its a riot)
	“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” - C. S. Lewis

Rincewind Renegade Wizard [M:-7440] The Deleted Wizard Posts: 3,061	I love the Onion... Feb 1, 2008 22:03:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rincewind on Feb 1, 2008 22:03:23 GMT -5 Ah, if the President was smart enough to use a computer, I can really see this one happening. At least with W. www.theonion.com/content/node/30649
	I think, and my thoughts cross the barrier into the synapses of the machine, just as the good doctor intended. But what I cannot shake, and what hints at things to come, is that thoughts cross back. In my dreams, the sensibility of the machine invades the periphery of my consciousness: dark, rigid, cold, alien. Evolution is at work here, but just what is evolving remains to be seen. -SMAC

Rincewind Renegade Wizard [M:-7440] The Deleted Wizard Posts: 3,061	I love the Onion... Jul 31, 2008 15:41:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rincewind on Jul 31, 2008 15:41:28 GMT -5 This was GREAT. The illustration alone is well worth the pageview. www.theonion.com/content/news/al_gore_places_infant_son_in
	I think, and my thoughts cross the barrier into the synapses of the machine, just as the good doctor intended. But what I cannot shake, and what hints at things to come, is that thoughts cross back. In my dreams, the sensibility of the machine invades the periphery of my consciousness: dark, rigid, cold, alien. Evolution is at work here, but just what is evolving remains to be seen. -SMAC

Rincewind Renegade Wizard [M:-7440] The Deleted Wizard Posts: 3,061	I love the Onion... Aug 15, 2008 22:51:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rincewind on Aug 15, 2008 22:51:27 GMT -5 And another one, sure to be a hit with parents. www.theonion.com/content/news/johnson_johnson_introduces_nothing
	I think, and my thoughts cross the barrier into the synapses of the machine, just as the good doctor intended. But what I cannot shake, and what hints at things to come, is that thoughts cross back. In my dreams, the sensibility of the machine invades the periphery of my consciousness: dark, rigid, cold, alien. Evolution is at work here, but just what is evolving remains to be seen. -SMAC

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